Fuck Yeah Floppy Guys

E5 C#m D E5 C#m D E5 I'm driving alone and I'm feeling down C#m D I'm sick of world and this deadbeat town E5 Something moving catches my eye C#m D Oh my god it's a floppy guy A B E F**k Yeah, Floppy Guys F#m C#m A E Flopping around what a fucking surprise A B E F#m A F**k Yeah, can't believe my eyes E Floppy Guys E5 A majestic dancer of cloth and air C#m D What is he selling I just don't care E5 Second hand cars, above ground pools C#m D Surplus corn, no it's much more cool A B E F**k Yeah, It's a Floppy Guy shop F#m C#m A E I'm so glad I decided to stop A B E F#m A I've found my own and I watch him bob E At the Floppy Guy shop B E Floppy Guys, I'll take two A E One for me and one for you B E What I did next is no surprise A B E I wrote a song about, Floppy Guys F#m A So here's a solution for impulse buys C#m B Like lasers, corn and floppy guys F#m A Use them in a song and you can relax C#m B Cos you can claim it all on your tax C#m F#m On Your Tax, We claim this shit on our tax B Db F# F**k Yeah, Floppy Guys! G#m Ebm B F# Fiscal stability justified B Db F# G#m B F**k Yeah, Reach for the sky F# Floppy Guys!