Dont Bring Lulu

G Cm G Your presence is requested, C D7 G E7 wrote little Johnny White D7 G A7 D7 But with this invitation, there is a stipu-D7lation G Cm G When you attend this party, C D7 G you'll all be treated right, but D A7 D B7 There's a wild and wooly woman Em A7 D D7 You boys can't invite, now G Em7 You can bring Pearl G Em7 She's a darn nice girl G Bbdim D7 But don't bring Lulu D7 You can bring Rose With her turned up nose G7 But don't bring Lulu C Cm Lulu always wants to do G E7 What the boys don't want to do A7 When she struts her stuff around D7 London bridge is falling down G Em7 You can bring cake G Em7 Or Porterhouse steak G Bbdim D7 But don't bring Lulu D7 Lulu gets blue And she goes cuckoo Am B7 Like a clock up on the shelf Am Cm She's the kind of smartie Em7 G E7 Who breaks up every party G Em A7 Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu G D7 G I'll bring her myself G Cm G C D7 G E7 We all went to the party a real high toned affair D7 G A7 D7 And then along came Lulu, as wild as any Zulu G Cm G She started into Charleston, C D7 G and how the boys did stare, but D A7 When she did the hula hula, Em A7 then she got the air, now G You can bring Em7 Nan, with the G old dead Em7 pan But G don't Bbdim bring D7 Lulu You can bring Tess with her 'no' and 'yes', but don't bring G7 Lulu C Lulu has the red-Cmdest hair, Bbdim red-Gder here and E7 redder there A7 How can we boys keep our head, bulls go wild when D7 they see red G You can bring Em7 peas and G crullers and Em7 cheese But G don't Bbdim bring D7 Lulu Give her two beers and she tears portieres and she throws cups Am off the B7 shelf Am When she loves with Cm feeling, the Em7 boys all hit G the E7 ceiling G Hullaba-Emloo-Gloo, A7 don't bring Lulu E7 She'll come D7 here her-Gself!