Ted

Em I put a grenade in your G alligator mouth C That's how the union went and Em torched the fucking south Em Ted's in the west he smacked you G in your jealous mouth C Decipher what you think this Em song may be about Em C Hey hey Em C Ted rose today Em C He's here to stay F Just follow the leader Em C Boo hoo Em C My sights on you Em C You're just no good F C So follow the leader Em You're just a little swine G wee weeing all the time C Somewhere on the road you should have Em read the fucking signs Em Found you in my dumping ground G a victim of pure force C Now you know who's the fucking boss Em C Hey hey Em C Ted rose today Em C He's here to stay F Just follow the leader Em C Boo hoo Em C My sights on you Em C You're just no good F C So follow the leader Am F C G You sick old fantasy Am F C G Amputees we number about seven deep Am F C G We'll put your brains into fucking sleep Am F E Pound your old balls in a blackened heep Em G C Em Em G C Em Em Can't you feel my fingers G clinging around your neck Cm Ted he taught me how now you know E I'm the fucking best Em Don't look ahead you know G The past's an empty town C Look behind you 'cause Em the future's my stomping ground Em C Hey hey Em C Ted rose today Em C He's here to stay F Just follow the leader Em C Boo hoo Em C My sights on you Em C You're just no good F C So follow the leader C Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em