Pruning Shears

(Tab key: 'p' is pull off, 'h' is hammer on) G#5 D#/G G#5 So we’re at this shindig everything’s going on they’re so filthy rich D#/G Comparing oil rigs, how their girlfriend’s new car is so kitsch G#5 D#/G Hanging off the chandeliers, their daughters are scoring with the auctioneers G#5 D#/G And the oldies at the back try their best to hack their way out with the gardener’s pruning shears D#sus4 And they’re discussing champagne G#maj9 D#sus4 The latest and greatest lame campaign, and how their brothers own shares one G#maj9 D#sus4 Day it’ll make them millionaires, you see this girl, she G#maj9 Looks like she crawled out the lost and found D#sus4 She pulls right up to my ear and says G#maj9 Whatever you do don’t turn G# A#11 Roundabouts and washing lines G# A#11 We do each other's laundry in our hearts sometimes C# Come back C# Come back C# We don’t have time to f**k around G# A#11 Abouts and washing lines G# A#11 We do each others laundry in our hearts sometimes C# Come back C# Come back C# G#5 we don’t have time to f**k around D#/G G#5 Only one not wearing cufflinks, only one not begging to buy her drinks Watching the clocks and D#/G Do you think she even knows I bought my shoes from Oxfam G#5 And they’re telling jokes D#/G G#5 Got that one about two men in a tent D#/G Laughs out loud at mine do you like my accent like my accent D#sus4 G#maj9 And I’ll watch her ruin her life and dye her hair bright colours D#sus4 Become someone’s wife G#maj9 Forget the girl that she once was D#sus4 And I’ll sit by G#maj9 D#sus4 G#maj9 Cocktail gripped in a shaking hand thinking what the hell went wrong cos we had this planned Had it all planned G# A#11 Roundabouts and washing lines G# A#11 We do each other's laundry in our hearts sometimes C# Come back C# Come back C# We don’t have time to f**k around G# A#11 Abouts and washing lines G# A#11 We do each others laundry in our hearts sometimes C# Come back C# Come back C# G#5 we don’t have time to f**k around G# A#11 C# C# G# A#11 C# C# G#5 It’s getting late D#/G Look a complete and utter state G#5 She pops out the blue and says D#/G Doesn’t matter mate G#5 See this girl she’s been around D#/G Bet you a pound G#5 She pulls right up to my ear and says D#/G D#sus4 Whatever you do, don’t turn 'round G#maj9 D#sus4 My entire life it’s running away too fast G#maj9 D#sus4 Watching everyone I’ve ever loved walk past G#maj9 Never really quite getting the knack of D#sus4 Knowing no one will not G#maj9 Ever come back for you G# A#11 Roundabouts and washing lines G# A#11 We do each other's laundry in our hearts sometimes C# Come back C# Come back C# We don’t have time to f**k around G# A#11 Abouts and washing lines G# A#11 We do each others laundry in our hearts sometimes C# Come back C# Come back C# G#5 we don’t have time to f**k around G# A#11 C# C# G# A#11 C# C# G#5 D#/G G#5 So we’re at this shindig everything’s going on they’re so filthy rich D#/G Comparing oil rigs, how their girlfriend’s new car is so kitsch G#5 D#/G Hanging off the chandeliers, their daughters are scoring with the auctioneers G#5 And the oldies at the back D#/G They’re at the back N.C G# And we can hear their cheers