Ballad Of Pilsner Beer

G C D C G 2x G I was sitting on my porch C Just a keepin to myself D C Countin the rabbits on a can of G Pilsner Beer G When this suit and tie wearing daddy C He walked up and he made me mad he D C Pointed at me and said that beer is G swill G Well. G F**k you and f**k your wife C I been drinkin Pilsner beer my whole Life D I aint quit yet C G And i dont think i ever will G Well I'd bet that you never heard a C The town of Lethbridge, Alberta D C Cause thats the name that inspired G delicious Pil D God loves the praries and he always G will D And thats why god gave the praries G Lethbridge Pil C Oh our lakes are filled with Pil G And its flowin through our vains D C And we drink pil from the sky when it G rains G C D C G G All you import beer snobs are coniseur creeps C Ya you dont appreciate that Pil is cheap D C I think its high time that you finally G understand G While its quantity over quality C Theres one place those both truly meet D C Right inside an ice cold case of G pilsner cans G Well I cant afford no Heineken C And I'm never gettin drunk on wine again D So cash in your empties C G And lets get some Pilsners man! D God loves the praries and he always G will D And thats why god gave the praries G lethbridgw Pil C Oh our lakes are filled with Pil G And its flowin through our vains D C And we drink pil from the sky when it G rains Solo/ interlude G C D C G 2x G Now decide the choice 'tween bottles And cans C You can purchase pil to suit any plans D C Chances are there's a choice thats G right for you G You got your fifteen pack G You Got your eighteen pack C Got your standard case of 12 right off The rack D If you're a can drinkin man dont C G Forget you got your tall boys too G Well this guitar picker's Done drinkin hard liquor C What comes up fast Usually weigh us down quicker D C Without Pilsner beer i dont think G i'd've ever survived G So before i let you go son C You best tip your hat to molson D C For keeping this legendary prarie G Beer Alive D God loves the praries and he always G will D And thats why god gave the praries G lethbridge Pil C Oh our lakes are filled with Pil G And its flowin through our vains D C And we drink pil from the sky when it G rains G C D C G