Christmas Is A Pain In The Arse

G D7 G C D D7 Silent night, holy night, No.......... G C Granny breaking wind under the mistletoe D G Getting cards from people that you don't really know Em Am One look at auntie makes you wanna throw D It's not good you know, not good you know. G C Eat so much food you can't see your feet D G Seeing all the relatives you don't wanna meet Em Am Lose a Christmas game so you have to cheat D It's not good you know, not good you know, D7 It's not good you know, woh. A D Christmas is a pain in the arse E A I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last D Christmas is a pain in the arse E E7 Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain. G C The decorations go up in October now D G For twelve days of Christmas all we do is row Em Am I'm off next year to see Chairman Mao D I'm not coming back, I'm not coming back. G C Yellow brick road is always on the box D G No Ferrari; twenty pairs of socks Em Am It's no fun so I just drink lots D D7 Lots and lots, lots and lots, lots and lots. A D Christmas is a pain in the arse E A I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last D Christmas is a pain in the arse E E7 Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain. A D Christmas is a pain in the arse E A I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last D Christmas is a pain in the arse E E7 A Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain: Christmas!