On Tuesdays

E A I’m drunk on Tuesday; I didn’t make it half way through the week. E A I’m drunk on Tuesday, and some days I can barely speak, F#m A And one day I’ll be fine but until that day is mine… -Bass drum- E I’m drunk on Tuesdays. A I’m drunk on Wednesday too. E A Ohh I’m drunk on Tuesdays, I’ll drink it all red, black, and blue, F#m A And one day I’ll be strong but until that day comes along, along, along. -Bass drum- E A I’m drunk on Tuesdays; I’m drunk as you can see. E Ohh I’m drunk on Tuesdays. A F#m I’ll be mumbling the blues away, just watch me now! E A *drunken mumbling* mmmmmm nan a naaaa na na naaa naa mmmmm -Bass drum- N.C. E Well by now you know I’m drunk on Tuesdays! A I’m drunk as you can be. E Ohhh I’m drunk on Tuesdays A I’m as blind as a bat can be, F#m And one day I’ll be sure but until it’s just a blur, a blur, a blur, a A N.C. blur----- E A E Ohhhh my lord you know I’m drunk on Tuesdays, yeah.