The Jerk

B C#m G#m E 2x B He'll ignore most of your questions G#m E He won't pretend to care B He won't hesitate to tell you G#m E That he hates your stupid hair B Don't ask him if he likes G#m it He'll set you up E to knock you down B Truth be told he'd like to smash your G#m E Heart into the ground B He's just the jerk and F# he's going to ask you G#m Where you're from E and why'd you leave B He's just the jerk F# And he'll make you want to G#m E Squirt his eyes with Listerine B He's just the jerk and F# he's going to tell you G#m Where you're never E going to be B He's just the Jerk F# And he'll make you want to G#m E Soak his pride in gasoline B C#m G#m E And throw a cigarette B Is that exactly what C#m G#m E you really want to do? B Deep down he really hates himself G#m So he takes it out on E B you He blocks off all his pain inside G#m E With a lot of attitude B He's fucking sick of staying up at night G#m E Alone and all depressed B He keeps his bedroom nice and clean G#m But his head is E still a mess B He's just the jerk and F# he's going to ask you G#m Where you're from E and why'd you leave B He's just the jerk F# And he'll make you want to G#m E Squirt his eyes with Listerine B He's just the jerk and F# he's going to tell you G#m Where you're never E going to be B He's just the Jerk F# And he'll make you want to G#m E Soak his pride in gasoline B C#m E F# And throw a cigarette B Is that exactly what C#m E F# you really want to do? B Is that exactly what C#m E F# you really want to do? B Is that exactly what C#m E F# you really want to do? B Is that exactly what C#m E F# you really want to do? B(hold) B(hold) He's just the Jerk