Monologue Song - Ver 309

D D A Bm F#m I like glitter and sparkly dresses. G But I'm not gonna talk about that A in my monologue. D A Bm F#m I like baking and things that smell like winter. G But I'm not gonna talk about that A in my monologue. D La la la. La la la. D A Bm F#m I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me. G But I'm not gonna say that A in my monologue. D A Bm F#m I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public. G But I'm not gonna say that A in my monologue. D D A Bm A G A La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue. D A Bm F#m You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone. G But I'm not gonna mention him, A in my monologue. D Hey Joe, I'm doing real well! A Bm F#m Tonight I'm hosting 'SNL.' G But I'm gonna brag about that A in my monologue. D La la la. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la. D A Bm F#m And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight.' "Hi Taylor," wink & blows kiss. G I'm not gonna comment on that A in my monologue. D A Bm A G A La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue. Bm Bm F#m You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye G and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue. D A Bm A G But there's nothing more to say cuz everything's OK. G I've got security lining the stage. It's my 'SNL' monologue. D A Bm A G A La la. La la la la la. This is my 'SNL' monologue. D A Bm A G A La la. La la la la la. That was my 'SNL' monologue.