The Bidding

Am Dm C E I've been sleeping in a cardboard box Am Dm C E spending every dollar at the liquor shop Am C F and even though I know I haven't got a lot Dm E G#m Am I try to give you loving till the day you drop Am Dm C E I've been training like a Pavlov dog Am Dm C E sent my independence out to take a hike Am C F Dm all you gotta do is activate my bell E G#m Am and I'll fetch you anything you like D C Going once, going twice F G Every man here has a price D C Over here, over there F G Sold to not a single lady in here Am Dm C E I've been here like a thousand times Am Dm C E Dated every woman in the atmosphere Am Dm C E I've been to every continent Am Dm C Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere E Am C F And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent Dm E G#m Am Just remember not to love me when I disappear Am Dm C I graduated at the top E Am Dm C I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie E Am C F So if you have a fantasy of being a queen Dm E G#m Am Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me D C Going once, going twice F G Won't these gentlemen suffice? D C Any here, any there F G Any motions anywhere D C Going twice, going thrice F G Guess this means we'll go 4 times a lady A E D A I promise I'll be all you need, ever need Bm E A D You'll never have to shop around A E D A I'll give you all you ever need, ever need Bm E A D Don't worry, I will never let you down, let you down Bm E A Don't worry, I will never let you down Am Dm So many ladies are wanting for mates C E And the prospects are good but the date's never great Am Dm C E Over here, over there, over where, anywhere Am Dm They're too busy with winning C E The bidding to care and he's D Sold