Congratulations You Survived Your Suicide

C# D Eb E (chord shape just moves up one fret three times) C# G# C# Congratulations you survived your suicide F# G# C# Your sorry little heart still bippity bops from side to side F# Fm You get to see another day, so what do you say? Bbm F# Lets Bake some cookies for an orphan who is going blind C# G# Bbm Congratulations Welcome back to the grind F# G# C# G#7 Congratulations you survived your suicide C# G# C# Congratulations you survived your suicide F# G# C# Yeah you and that horror show cliché you’ve been trying to hide F# Fm Bbm F# Ring ring ring you nail down the window and lock the door but the cold was coming from inside C# G# Bbm Congratulations the good guy is gonna survive F# G# C# G#7 C# Congratulations the killer is still alive F# You tried to pull the trigger G# Bbm but your hand began to shake F# Fm So you dodged the bullet Fm Bbm That you wanted to take F# G# Bbm Life is long and sweet and love is pure and true F# Fm So we got ourselves a problem here Bbm Fm Bbm G#7 And the problem is you C# G# C# Congratulations you survived your suicide F# G# C# There were oh so many who went before you that tried and died F# Fm But not you, you can hold your head up high Bbm F# Let your failure fill you full of pride C# G# Bbm Congratulations your wish has been denied F# G# C# G#7 C# Congratulations you survived your suicide F# You tried to pull the trigger G# Bbm but your hand began to shake F# Fm So you dodged the bullet Fm Bbm That you wanted to take F# G# Bbm Life is long and sweet and love is pure and true F# Fm So we got ourselves a problem here Bbm Fm Bbm G#7 And the problem is you C# G# C# Congratulations you survived your suicide F# G# C# Your sorry little heart still bippity bops from side to side F# Fm You get to see another day, so head to the bay Bbm F# Maybe buy yourself an hour-long jet ski ride C# G# Fm Bbm F# Congratulations you are back on the winning side C# G# F# Eb E (in C shape) Bbm Congratulations you survived your suicide