Tofunk - Ver 2

E7 A7 (4x) E7 A7 What is there to eat in this lovely place I’m in E7 A7 I’m not so sure it please my needs, I’m all about quinoa and seeds C7 D7 E7 A7 Honey’s not allowed, it kills the bees E7 A7 E7 A7 There is bacon egg and cheese and meaty sandwiches E7 A7 There’s a bunch of different fish and juicy sausages C7 D7 E7 A7 Oh man, I can’t even read this list C7 D7 I think I’ll just go with chips and dip Riff 3 <4beat>+ 2/4 E Waiter C#m/Bb Is there milk in here? A E It goes against all my beliefs E Waiter C#m/Bb I cannot eat meat A E I want some black beans and vegan cheese E7 A7 (2x) N.C Maybe I should just leave, I won’t come back here anymore E7 A7 I’ll just hit the road and maybe go to a liquor store C7 D7 E7 A7 This is stressful, but it’s my vegan war E7 A7 E7 A7 Here’s another page and it is filled with lobster rolls E7 A7 And another page with only chicken options C7 D7 E7 A7 Wait a second, how can I resist? C7 D7 A couple nuggets won’t do me a thing Riff 3 <4beat>+ 2/4 E Waiter C#m/Bb Is there milk in here? A E It goes against all my beliefs E Waiter C#m/Bb I cannot eat meat A E I want some green peas and vegan cheese N.C Ma’am I’m sorry to inform all the things thats upon our menu will offend you. N.C Here’s some water and some lettuce, I just wish I could to better I got tables here to go tend to, N.C Oh, you need a manager to answer all inquiries and you’re weary that the world ain't quite caught up? N.C Huh, well that’s flyer then a chicken,listen I’ll be in the kitchen, I got bigger fish to fry wassup? N.C How can I help you? E Waiter C#m/Bb Is there milk in here? A E It goes against all my beliefs E Waiter C#m/Bb Is it a lamb I see A E I’ll go with onion rings and vegan cheese E Waiter C#m/Bb Is there milk in here? A E It goes against all my beliefs E Waiter C#m/Bb Is it a crab I see A E I want some black beans and vegan cheese