Dog

G C Our evening together was magic Dm We had dinner and wine G You said your place or mine C Dm E7 We woke up the next day in your bedroom Dm G7 We had coffee and laughed C A7 and a few minutes after D you said- Dm F#m “Mabe it's time you meet Fred - My Polish lowland sheepdog” C Dm And than Fred he jumped up on the bed G and as I patted Fred on the head C You kissed your dog on the mouth Dm G7 That's when it all went south Dm G7 That's when my feet hit the floor C and I walked out your door A For I could not unsee Dm what I'd seen when you smooched F#m your pooch C and put your lips on his Dm - That was and that is G7 C – the end G C But – You followed me out to my Camry Dm You said, “What's the big deal" G - You said, “Fred, sit, Fed, heel - ” C A7 Dm You said, “Dogs' mouths are cleaner than humans” Dm G7 I said, “I have my doubts C A7 D because dogs put their snouts in their *ss Dm G7 and eat crap they find in the grass Dm F#m and that's how they get hookworms" C Dm And you cried and you got all upset G And I tried but I could not forget C Y0u kissed your dog on the mouth Dm G7 That's when it all went south Dm G7 That's when my feet hit the floor C And I walked out your door A For I could not unsee Dm What I'd seen when you smooched F#m your pooch C And put your lips in his Dm - That was, and that is G7 C – the end E7 Am And I'll wonder right up to the day of my death Dm G7 bout that slight hint of kibbles and bits on your breath C You kissed your dog on the mouth Dm G7 Why did you do that? – ACK! – Dm G7 We had a chance at love C We'll never get that back A For I could not unsee Dm What I'd seen when you smooched F#m your pooch C And put your lips on his Dm - That was, and that is G7 C – The end