Somebody Ripped My Stick

D D F G F D C Somebody ripped my stick D That guy must be a prick D D I guess I finally ran out of luck D If I ever find him he's gonna get fucked A G A G D C That board was really fine D Got it in Hawai'I it was one of da kine D C Got me out of trouble, it saved my life D By the way buddy have you seen my wife? A G A G F# G A I'll punch him, I'll beat him, I'll pound his head A And if I ever find him, he's gonna be dead D C Last time I saw it, it was strapped to my car C I was checkin out the surf, never went very far D C What bums me out, it was my very best board D I asked a cop about it, he said 'Praise the lord' A G A G D C Red blue trim, ultrathin rails D I called it perfection, it never fails D C Paper-thin textured deck, king kong core D If anybody finds it, $5 reward A G A G F# G A I'll bend I'll twist him, I'll break him in two A Now don't laugh buddy, it could be you D Somebody ripped my stick D Somebody ripped my stick D Somebody ripped my stick D Hey somebody ripped my stick off D I spent all my money on that board D I gotta have it back I like that board D God it rode the bay great D It was the best board out there D It looked the best D God dammit I want that board back D If I find that guy he's gonna have a skag up his ass D I hate that D Fuckin mind your own business, that's my property D My property D I own that thing, it belongs to me D Give it back D Give it back D Give it back D Give it back D And I swear it better not have one ding on it not one