Congratulations

G G/F# Em Em7 C C/B Am Asus2 G G/F# Em Em7 C D (Spoken) Here's a useful lesson for ya: Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man G G/F# Em Em7 My momma called, seen you on TV, C C/B Am Asus2 son, said shit done changed ever since we was on G G/F# Em Em7 C I dreamed it all ever since I was young They said I won't be nothing D Now they always say G G/F# "Congratulations" (uh, uh-) Em Em7 C C/B Worked so hard, forgot how to vacation Am Asus2 G G/F# They ain't never had the dedication Em Em7 C C/B People hatin', say we changed our look, we made it Am Asus2 Yeah, we made it C I've got someone to make reports D That tell me how my money's spent C To book my stays and draw my blinds D So I can't tell what's really there D7 And all I need's a great big congratulations G G/F# Em Em7 C C/B Am Asus2 Congratulations G G/F# Em Em7 C C/B Am Asus2 Congratulations G G/F# Em Em7 My momma called, seen you on TV, C C/B Am Asus2 son, said shit done changed ever since we was on G G/F# Em Em7 C I dreamed it all ever since I was young They said I won't be nothing D Now they always say G G/F# "Congratulations" (uh, uh-) Em Em7 C C/B Worked so hard, forgot how to vacation Am Asus2 G G/F# They ain't never had the dedication Em Em7 C C/B People hatin', say we changed our look, we made it Am Asus2 Yeah, we made it C Damn my luck and damn these friends D That keep on combing back their smiles C I save my grace with half-assed guilt D And lay down the quilt upon the lawn D7 Spread my arms and soak up congratulations G G/F# Em Em7 C C/B Am Asus2 2x (Spoken) So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool, or pure, or awesome, 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP! G Congratulations!