Be Gay Do Drugs Hail Satan

Em A D F#m D I showed up for school with my soul in my pocket A The teacher was wearing a cross and a locket Em And a grimace that told me I'd never be welcome F#m That Dungeons and Dragons would send me to hell D Some kid in the bathroom, between the bells ringing A Shared with me how he made peace with the demons Em The advice that he gave me was written on paper F#m Passed between him and another tenth grader B7 Six simple words Em Be gay A Do drugs D Hail Satan Em Be gay A Do drugs D Hail Satan D The principal asked me how I had achieved it A I turned it around from a dunce to a genius Em He wondered if I had been bribing the teachers F#m Or copying homework down under the bleachers D I told him that I had found God in my own way A In tablets, and horns, and the boys in the hallway Em The head of the class, and I'm writing a speech F#m It'll be the best one that you ever did read and it's B7 Six simple words: Em Be gay A Do drugs D Hail Satan Em Be gay A Do drugs D Hail Satan Em A Beelzebub D B7 Is full of love Em Be gay A Do drugs D Hail Satan F# Bm My family's gathered in a circle A D F#m A I'm 95, and I've lived a good life F# Bm My grandson, he hovers around to my bedside F#m He asks if I have any words of advice for him D And I do, listen in closely A Come on in close, I'll speak it softly B7 N.C. Be gay N.C. Do drugs D Hail Satan Em Be gay A Do drugs D Hail Satan Em A Beelzebub D B7 Is full of love Em Be gay A Do drugs D Hail Satan