You Can Have The Crown

A E A A Well i been spending all my money on weed n' pills D Trying to write a song that'll pay the bills A E But it ain't came yet so i guess i'll have to rob a bank A I guess it could be worse it ain't that bad D least i ain't sitting in old baghdad A E A Riff In the middle of the hot damn desert sitting in a tank A Riff Every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned D Riff But i'm so broke i can't pay attention A Riff E Lord how it tears me up to see her cry A Riff So i been spending all my nights on the internet D Riff Looking for a clue but ain't found one yet A Riff E A Riff Just a bunch of mopars guitars & other shit i can't buy D A Well now lord if you can hear me won't you throw a damn dog a bone A E Cause if the devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down D I sing 'em real pretty i sing 'em real sad A Riff B walk C# D All the people in the crowd say he ain't half bad A E A They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown A Been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log D Watching andy and ol' boss hog A E Guess i ought to get up and go find a job A Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line D I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time A E A Riff Like figuring out which one of these banks i'm gonna go rob A Riff Well the name of the game is hurry up and wait D Riff But that ain't putting no food on my plate A Riff E Or gas in my car and i drive a bronco A Riff So lord if i could just get me a record deal D Riff I might not have to worry about my next meal A Riff E But i'll still be trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with bronco D A Well now lord if you can hear me won't you throw a damn dog a bone A E Cause if the devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down D I sing 'em real pretty i sing 'em real sad A Riff B walk C# D All the people in the crowd say he ain't half bad A E A They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown A E D They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown A