Man Fruit

G G Why is cannibalism such a shame? We do not mourn the fruit, D for they have no souls so why claim, C but your grandma is a vegetable by no other name. G D Why is cannibalism such a shame? G G Why can't I be friends with small children? D Just because some jackass couldn't keep it in his pants. C Now I feel like a perv because I enjoy toys and own a van. G D Why can't I be friends with small children? Em C I don't understand why I cant eat humans, D G or why I shouldn't believe in magic Em and I don't know why all my songs should rhyme C D But the fact that I give in just makes me barf. G G I'm so glad we put them in their place. D A tree don't even have a brain and it's taking up space. C The universe was manufactured just to house the human race G D I'm so glad we put them in their place. G G Why is cannibalism frowned upon? D What do you think we'd do if all the animals were gone? C All these poor pretentious people producing their porky spawn G D Why is cannibalism frowned upon? Em C I don't understand why I cant eat humans D G or why I shouldn't believe in magic. Em And I don't know why all my songs should rhyme C but the fact that I give in. D Just makes me want to barf.