Stranded Outside Tater Knob

G G C Well I was raised on a diet of No-Doz, donuts, an' diesel emissions, D G Listenin' to wrinkled old men dronin' on about the weather and road conditions. G C Stayin' five miles ahead of whatever's behind, wonderin' where I went wrong. D G And the strange city signs start to sound like rhymes in a never-ending song. N.C. D G Just a one-horse town, no motel or bar D G Just a wax museum, of dead HEE-HAW stars D G C You don't look in a mirror, when you're cold and mean D G Well I was stranded outside Tater Knob, with just a Juggs magazine G C Well I was sittin' at a table in a topless bar at the end of Music Row D G Watchin' fat girls strip to Molly Hatchett songs, hopin' their stretch marks won't show G C I spent my last dime on a watered-down drink and I'm headed out for the door D G Before I could kick myself for comin' here, I was already back for more. N.C. D G Just a one-horse town, no motel or bar D G Just a wax museum, of dead HEE-HAW stars D G C You don't look in a mirror, when you're cold and mean D G Well I was stranded outside Tater Knob, with just a Juggs magazine D G D G D G C D G G C My ex-wife ran a whorehouse on the highway out of town, D G they used to give special truckers' rates before the Baptists burned it down. G C She had a tattoo on her inner thigh, said "if you can read this, yer too close". D G We used to drive five miles for the nearest cold beer and bitch about the lives we chose. N.C. D G Just a one-horse town, no motel or bar D G Just a wax museum, of dead Hee-Haw stars D G C You don't look in a mirror, when you're cold and mean G D G Well I was stranded outside Tater Knob, with just a Juggs magazine D G C Well I was stranded outside Tater Knob, with just a Juggs magazine D G G