Happy Birthday

C B G A C B G A C I forgot your fucking birthday two years in a row B The first time it happened, didn’t want to watch porn alone G A We were in different zip codes, called your cellular phone You were sipping patron, candles already blown C Of course you were pissed, you shouted out “what the f**k is this?" B G “It’s my birthday bitch, don’t be calling me horny and stupid” A Shoulda dumped me then, signed me up for okcupid C I don’t why but you kept me on the line to my surprise B And then that second time, we’d already broken up G Shows how much I’d already fucked up A Scrolling on my newsfeed, when all of a sudden you popped up C And your friends I’d seen when I visited you for a week, Showered your profile with keyboard smiles, B “I love you”s, and “haven’t seen you in a while”s G A And a wave of denial hit, like a pile of bricks All I could do was sit in a pool of my own bullshit C B And all the lies I had equipped for a moment just like this G They weren’t of any help as I felt guilt settle into myself We talked about love, we talked about divinity A If I could talk to you now, it’d be to get rid of me C B7 I’m sorry G A7 I can’t love you anymore C B7 I said I’m sorry G A7 I can’t love you anymore C B I’ve written a thousand verses, slung a thousand curses G All of them sound like the same sermon at the same churches A Same flow, same rhyme scheme, same ending line Same beginning and same subject every time C It’s a crime the way i design what’s mine B G I make identical mistakes, never learn after the ninth fucking time A I make promises after i get high, i’ll never smoke again C And then two hours later, shrug it off, say, “i’ll just smoke with friends,” huh B I’m a piece of shit, how the hell did you put up with it? G I made you feel ugly and ashamed yet said I was the victim to the game A Looks like I’ve opened the same fucking vein G I hope I die in vain - that you forget my name B Cause I’d say you’re beautiful, you’re so mesmerizing G but I need a trophy wife so this isn’t good timing A I’ll say you’re perfect, and yes, you’re the only one but, I need to f**k a girl or two before I can put the ring on C B And over and over, and on and on til everyone I’ve ever loved is gone G And all I have are my shitty songs When compared to my vices, I’m just a witty pawn A So on this february third, I’ll wish you a happy birthday and I’ll be gone C B7 I’m sorry G A7 I can’t love you anymore C B7 I said I’m sorry G A7 I can’t love you anymore Am G Now baby, don’t be sad I can’t love you C I won’t love you I don’t love you B7 A Anymore! G Em A G Em A G A G Am