The Mad Mad Moonlight

D D G D It was just like a dream, yeah a surreal scene, like a blue orange D G D I thought my senses had gone like I was writing a song about a foot-long syringe A G D (And she said:) "Hello dear, it's my party" A G D (And she said:) "So I hope you'll be smart, hee hee" A G D A A And I said: "I don't know but I think I'll go fix me a, a stiff drink" D G D So I sat there and stared because at first I was scared of this female Tarzan D G D And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes, I approached her garden A G D (And she said:) "Now, now, don't try to leave me" A G D (And she said:) "It's unfair to deceive me" A G D A A (And she said:) "I could k**l if you try to escape me, come upstairs, my friend", ooh Em Bm F A Now I knew, I knew, I couldn't be that mean Em Bm F So I tried, yeah I really tried to please her G A Oh, but she was a big, big, big, big girl, big girl D G D Hurled out the door, it was becoming more of a test of honour D G D Would I go, would I stay, could I do it all day and be a certain goner? A G D (And she said:) "Now you're so young and tender" A G D (And she said:) "And don't be concerned with my gender" A G D A It was hard but I managed to send her way up to those, those fluffy white clouds, oh yes I did D G D D G D A G D 3x A Em Bm F A Em Bm F G A D G D Ooh, it was hard on the brain but I would do it again for the satisfaction D G D She weighed two hundred and three but that was OK by me, it was lots of action A G D (And she said:) "Shall we dance in the moonlight?" A G D (And she said:) "It would be so nice on a June night" A G D A But I said: "If it's OK by you, I'll just sit here and take me a rest", ooh A (Mad, mad moonlight) A (Mad, mad moonlight) A (Mad, mad moonlight) A (Mad, mad moonlight) A (Mad, mad moonlight) A (Mad, mad moonlight) A (Mad, mad moonlight)