Tulane

D D Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop D Back under the counter was the cream of the crop G Everything was clickin? and the business was good D Till one day, lo behold, an officer stood A G Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell D A Tulane made it over Johnny just as he yelled D Go head on, Tulane, he can?t catch up with you D Go Tulane, he ain?t man enough for you G Go Tulane, use all the speed you got D Go Tulane, you know you need a lot A G Go Tulane, he?s laggin? behind D A Go head on, Tulane, go head on D Go by your father?s house and tell him business is slow D And see if he will loan you something, soon you?ll get the dough G Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room D Go by Doctor Keller an' tell him you swallowed some perfume A G Tell him we need him quick ?cause he may have to testify D A That you been sick all day, and that?s a perfect alibi D Go head on, Tulane, he can?t catch up with you D Go Tulane, he ain?t man enough for you G Go Tulane, use all the speed you got D Go Tulane, you know you need a lot A G Go Tulane, he?s laggin? behind D A Go head on, Tulane, go head on D D D D G G D D A G D A D Go, let Daddy drive, in case you run into the man, D Back by the shop and get the stuff and hide it in the van G Go back by your father?s, get the money for the bail D And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail A G We gotta get a lawyer in the clique of politics D A Somebody who can win the thing or get this thing fixed D Go head on, Tulane, he can?t catch up with you D Go Tulane, he ain?t man enough for you G Go Tulane, use all the speed you got D Go Tulane, you know you need a lot A G Go Tulane, he?s laggin? behind D A Go head on, Tulane, go head on D Go head on, Tulane D Go Tulane, he ain?t man enough for you G Go Tulane, whoo D Go Tulane, whoo A G Go Tulane, he?s laggin? behind D A Go head on, Tulane, go head on D D D D whoo G G Tulane, yeah D D Tulane A G D A D Fade