Whiskey Dick Chords - Stephen Lynch

Intro

Am C/G F

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Verse 1

Am C/G F

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Am C/G F Oh my God. Am C/G F I feel sick. Am C/G F Drank too much. Am C/G F Whiskey dick.

Verse 2

Am C/G F

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Am C/G F Try so hard... Am C/G F with this chick. Am C/G F Still too soft... Am C/G F whiskey dick. Ooooooooooh (sustain during dialogue between Rod Cone and Joberg, while playing intro) Spoken: Rod: It's okay Stephen, it happens to everyone! I was just looking forward to your massive twelve inch cock inside of me. Joberg: I know. This has never happened to me and my twelve inch cock before, and I've been with literally thousands of women. Rod: And left them all satisfied I hear. Why don't we take a break and try again later? Joberg: Okay, Megan Fox. Verse 3(strummed lightly): Am C/G F

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Am C/G F Rise it must! Am C/G F Point to prove! Am C/G F Wait I just, Am C/G F Felt it move! Verse 4(same as 3, chord wise) Am C/G F

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Am c/G F Try ag---ain! Am C/G F Have no doubt! Am C/G F Now it's in! Am C/G F Just fell out... Oooooooooh (same as before) Spoken: Rod: Want to try it in my mouth? Joberg: It's so frustrating! It's like trying to push a bull with a rope(?)! (both laugh) Rod: That's hilarious! Joberg: I know. Rod: What's it like to be so funny AND have a twelve inch cock? Joberg: Don't forget my Tony nomination. Rod: Tell you what, you get some rest and I'll lie here and pleasure myself while looking at your massive twelve inch cock. Joberg: My massive twelve inch cock? Rod: Your massive twelve inch cock. Good night, Stephen.

Outro

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