When Youre Not Home

A G D You say thats you're leaving but just for a day A G D The company wants you to fly to LA A G D So you leave me alone and i sit and i say G D A What will i do today G D A (This one is picked) Today while you're away I will... G Sniff all your underwear D A Dress in your clothes G D A Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose G I know it's not easy D A To leave me alone G But it's more fun D A When you're not home G D A Yeah it's more fun when you're not home I will G use all your tampons D A Soil your pajamas. G Make obscene phone calls D A to both of your grandmas G D A I know it's not easy to leave me alone. G D A But it's more fun when you're not home G D A Yeah its more fun when you're not home