Waiting

Em It's out of my hands and all i can do is wait C its the not knowing that has put me in this state Am The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great B7 I've done my part and now its in the hands of fate Em Waiting for C My aids test to come back D B7 I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic Em Waiting for C My aids test to come back D B7 Em regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack and now i wait Em My nerves they have been frayed, my pants they have been shat C I know the nurse will say its time to have a chat Am At least i never have to worry about getting fat B7 (mute) I should think positive..... No wait, i didn't say that Em Waiting for C My aids test to come back Am B7 I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac Em Waiting for C My aids test to come back Am B7 Em I just had to taste that sweet permitting nectar from his sack and now i wait Em Is it over will my jersey be retired C Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required Am Did i make a difference, was my life inspired B7 Will Denzel Washington defend me when i'm fired Em Waiting for C My aids test to come back Am B7 Eating assholes shouldnt be a aphrodisiac Em Waiting for C My aids test to come back Am B7 Em If im clean i swear to god i will stop shooting smack probably (***on each A , he adds his pinky to b string on the third fret***) Em A Em A Em A Come on jesus let me live Em A Make the test be negative Em A Please forget and please forgive Em A Please dont let me have the hiv Am D Oh my god without delay Am D The nurse is coming straight away Am D This is it, my judgment day Am D Tell me what does my test say... E D I'm ok D E I'm ok D E I'm ok D E Its just chlamydia