Mixer At Delta Chi

intro: C Am C Am C Am Fm G C Am C Am It's college time again, September's alomost here C Am Fm Gm Hanging with freshman girls, frat partie kegs of beer C Am C Am I see the girl i've wanted, Mixer at Delta Chi, C Am Fm G We take some Oxycontin, Dave Matthews getting high. Prechorus: Fm G Fm G And then as I undress her, I start my stimulus Fm G (stop) Fm Am B C Am She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus C Am C Am C Am C Am I'm the bad professor, I'm the bad professor C Am C Am Fm G C Am A tenure titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad man Tutoring at her apartment, turns into a slow dance Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants I love her student body, she wants a better grade I say if you roll, I'll throw in financial aid Prechorus: I hope you boned up for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram Who gives a shit about the essay test,so lets skip it and get to the oral exam I'm the bad professor I'm the bad professor Your money's on the dresser I'm a bad, bad, man. -this song is pretty easy and its hilarious hope you like it