If I Were Gay

D Dsus2 D G 4x D D/C# D Here we are, dear old friend B G A You and I, drunk again D D/C# D Laughs have been had and tears have been shed B G A Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head but D A B G If I were gay, I would give you my heart D A B G And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art D A B G And if I were gay, we would swim in romance A G A But im not gay, so get your hand out of my pants D Dsus2 D G 2x (play like previous verse) It's not that I don't care, I do It's just I don't see myself in you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean (play like previous chorus) If I were gay, I would give you my soul And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my...hand D Dsus2 D G 4x D Dsus1 D G We've never hugged, we've never kissed D Dsus2 D G I've never been intamite with your fist D Dsus2 D G You have opened, brand new doors D Dsus2 D G Get over here and drop your drawers To end it, play D Dsus2 D G a bunch of times.