Gay

D Dsus2 D Em9 D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj Here we are, dear old friend. Bm Bm/A G A You and I, drunk again. D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj Laughs have been had and tears have been shed. Bm Bm/A G A Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head. D A Bm G But if I were gay, I would give you my heart. D A Bm G And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art. D A Bm G And if I were gay, we would swim in romance. A G A But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants. D Dsus2 D Em9 2x D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj It's not that I don't care, I do. Bm Bm/A G A I just don't see myself in you. D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj Another time, another scene. Bm Bm/A G A I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean. D A Bm G Cause if I were gay, I would give you my soul. D A Bm G And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being. D A Bm G And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls. A G A But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my hand. D Dsus2 D Em9 4x D Dsus2 D Em9 We've never hugged; we've never kissed. D Dsus2 D Em9 I've never been intimate with your fist. D Dsus2 D Em9 But you have opened brand new doors. D Dsus2 D Em9 D Dsus2 Em9 D Get over here and drop your drawers. D Dsus2 D Em9 D Dsus2 D Em9 D