For The Ladies Chords - Stephen Lynch

INTRO

"I'd like to dedicate this next song.. to the ladies. (whoo!) You might wanna hold off on them "whoo"'s, ladies This is really a terrible terrible song. It really is, I'm warning you right now: this one is FU**ING awful! Alright.. For The Ladies. If you're sensitive, I'm warning you right now; Earplugs." C

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VERSE

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I kiss you on the cheek. Am F

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"Good night my love" I say. C F

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You turn to me and smile. Am F

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"A baby's on the way" G G

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And then you drift asleep F F

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To dream of life anew G G

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And I lie wondering F

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just what I should F (strummed a couple of beats) do.

CHORUS

F G5 Am G F C I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares Am G F C I could swear to God you accidently fell that flight of stairs Am G F C When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye Dm C F As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.. "I'm so sorry! I can't believe I just said that! As I said, that one's for the ladies."