Dirty Sanchez

Am Dm, Dm E, E Am Am Dm, Dm E, Am Am Dm I met a senorita and she was so a sweet a E Am So I approached and asked her for a little dance Am Dm She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while E Am And I knew I had to get into her... pants Am Dm So for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding E Am I suggested to mi casa we must go Am Dm Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready” E Am And that’s when our love had begun to grow Am Dm I turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and E Am Was a ready for this girl to meet her doom Am Dm The candles set the mood, "I hope you do not think I’m rude" E A As I gently show the way to papás room... N/C A F I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip G C Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez Em7 A F "Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass" G C Em7 Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez A F I hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth G C Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez Em7 A F Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet E N/C Ohhh.. inhale N/C ("That's fucking disgusting") E E7 As The Dirty Sanchez...! Am Dm I was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave E Am I found an actress; she was needy as can be Am Dm So I put on all my charm, "Don’t want to cause you no alarm" E Am "But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen" Am Dm N/C I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck E Am She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick Am Dm I had a shot she had one too; it was the proper thing to do E A And then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left... N/C A F I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip G C Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez Em7 A F Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet E N/C Ohhh.. inhale N/C "Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the f**k away from me!" E E7 As The Dirty Sanchez...! Am Dm My God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole E Am And then I found my perfect little match Am Dm She had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine! E Am But first she had a certain itch to scratch... Am Dm She said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test" E Am "You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true" Am Dm "I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind" E N/C Am "First, I’d like to do the same to you...!" Am Dm "So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover" E Am "I got a negros strap on dildio especial!" Am Dm She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly E Am And slathered up my tight virgin canal... Am Dm She dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip E Am Oooooohh that’s a Dirty Sanchez! Dm It hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got E Am Ooo wow woooooow! Dirty Dirty Dir Di Dir Di Dir Di Dirty Sanchez...! Dm Until the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs E Am ... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez! A F That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell G C Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez! Em7 A F I shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip G C Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez' Em7 A (And I give him nine hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes, F a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!) G E Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez N/C Am Dm E Am In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez... N/C Dirty Sanchez!