Delta Kai

(barre chords) C Am C Am C Am F G C Am C Am It's college time again, September's almost here. C Am F G Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties kegs of beer. C Am C Am I see I girl I'm wantin', make sure she's Delta Kai, C Am F G We take some OxyContin, and then we're getting high. Prechorus: F G F G And then as I undress her, inside my stibulus... F G (stop) G A B C She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus! C Am C Am C Am C Am I'm a bad professor, I'm a bad professor C Am C Am G F A tenured titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad bad Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants I love her student body, she wants a better grade, I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid Prechrous: Preparing for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram But who cares about the essay test, so let's skip ahead to the oral exam! I'm a bad professor Your money's on the dresser, I'm a bad, bad, bad.