Craig

E5 Eaug (4x) E5 Eaug Everyone knows Jesus E5 Eaug The guy who healed the lame E5 Eaug Well I am Jesus' brother B7 Craig is my name E5 Eaug Jesus is the prince of peace E5 Eaug Jesus is the lamb E5 Eaug Jesus is the son of god B7 But Craig don't give a damn E C9 Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night E C9 I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light E C9 I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20 E C9 But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow E C9 I'm fuckin' Craig E C9 I'm fuckin' Craig E C9 Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig E5 Eaug Craig Christ E5 Eaug E5 Eaug E5 Eaug E5 Eaug E5 Eaug I hang out with Leppers E5 Eaug Barabas and Sodomay E5 Eaug Jesus' friends are called apostles B7 Those dudes are totally gay E5 Eaug Jesus performs miracles E5 Eaug From Galilee to Rome E5 Eaug But it would be a miracle B7 If he brought a fuckin' lady home E C9 Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin' E C9 Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin' E C9 I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin, E C9 But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn E C9 I'm fuckin' Craig E C9 Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig E C9 Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig E5 Eaug Craig Christ E5 Eaug Am Jesus was our mother's fave E All her love to him she gave Am But theres no sibling rivalry B7 When hes nailed to that tree E C9 And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do E C9 But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through E C9 And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how E C9 who and why and when and where is my messiah now E C9 Its fuckin' Craig E C9 Its fuckin' Craig E C9 Fuckin' Craig E C9 Fuckin' Craig E5 Eaug Craig Christ E5 Eaug Craig Christ E5 Eaug Craig Christ E5 Eaug I'm fuckin Craig