Two Against Nature Chords - Steely Dan

|Gb/Ab Ab13 | |Gb/Ab Bbsus4/Ab| | |Ab13 Eb/Ab | |Gb/Ab Bbsus2/Ab| | |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | Ab7 Bad news breaking in 18A Ab7 Missy's kitty turn inside out she say Ab7 Spider queen demon and that whole crew Ab7 Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew Ab7 All the nice people those goodly souls Ab7 Quaking in their respective hidey-holes Ab7 Everyone's wasted in this gruesome dream Ab7 Not a one of them left to hear you scream

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Em7 Two against nature don't you know Em7 Who's gonna grok the shape of things to go Em7 Two against nature make them groan Em7 Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab13 | Ab7 Madame Erzulie she come last night Ab7 Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite Ab7 There on your nightstand much worse than that Ab7 Panatela and old black derby hat Ab7 Call your doctor - call your shrink Ab7 Western science she strictly rinkydink Ab7 They all masissi but we hang tough Ab7 Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff

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Em7 Two against nature tan and lean Em7 Puttin' big heat on skanky things unseen Em7 Two against nature slinging dread Em7 These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead |Cmaj7+5/A |E7/A |Cmaj7+5/A |E7/A | |D7/A |Fmaj13 | |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 | |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 | |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 | |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 | |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 |D7+9 | Ab7 T-Bone Angie she champion liar Ab7 Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire Ab7 Brother Lou Garue and the Jerry Garry Ab7 Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three Ab7 Beautiful housewife in deep distress Ab7 'Specially you deserve our very best Ab7 Two against nature they got that stuff Ab7 Good things happening when you see about us

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Em7 Two against nature love this gig Em7 Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big Em7 Two against nature stand alone Em7 Who's gonna chase the shape of things unknown Em7 Two against nature don't you know Em7 Who's gonna drop the boom on things to go Em7 Two against nature make them groan Em7 Gonna bang-zoom to the moon of things unknown |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | Ab7 Scrape the wallboards the whole damn batch Ab7 Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch Ab7 Pepper and ratbone make damn sure Ab7 Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor Ab7 Soak the timber with special spray Ab7 Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay Ab7 Whip the bastards while they still green Ab7 Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 |Ab7 | ..fade