Black Friday

E When Black Friday comes I'll stand down by the door And catch the grey men when they Dive from the fourteenth floor E When Black Friday comes I'll collect everything I'm owed And before my friends find out I'll be on the road A G F# D B7 When Black Friday falls you know it's got to be Don't let it fall on me E When Black Friday comes I'll fly down to Muswellbrook Gonna strike all the big red words From my little black book E Gonna do just what I please Gonna wear no socks and shoes With nothing to do but feed All the kangaroos A G F# D B7 When Black Friday comes I'll be on that hill E You know I will E When Black Friday comes I'm gonna dig myself a hole Gonna lay down in it 'til I satisfy my soul E Gonna let the world pass by me The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me And if he don't come across I'm gonna let it roll A G F# D B7 When Black Friday comes I'm gonna stake my claim B7 I'll guess I'll change my name