Youre The Reason I Drink

G You find those empty bottles In the corner of the closet And you're thinking that I lost my way C Well you roll your eyes and yell How I'm puttin' you through hell Keep on naggin' at me every day D While you're overanalyzing And you're overdramatizing Did you ever even stop to think G You're the reason I drink D You're the reason I throw a couple back C G You're the reason my new best friend is Jack D I ain't pourin' all my problems down the kitchen sink G You're the reason I drink G I was feeling kinda cautious When you brought me to her office You were thinking this would set me free C Now I'm sitting on a couch Trying to spill my troubles out While she's taking little notes on me D I'm reaching for my flask Thinking she's a quack When I saw the doctor wink G You're the reason I drink D You're the reason I throw a couple back C G You're the reason my new best friend is Jack D Now here's toast to my new favorite shrink G You're the reason I drink G You're the reason I drink D You're the reason I throw a couple back C G You're the reason my new best friend is Jack D And if you're wonderin' why my water started looking pink G You're the reason I drink C You're the reason I drink G You're the reason I drink