I Choose You To Die

Cm C Ab G Cm Eb Yeah, yeah, yeah, Egoraptor, Ninja S*x Party, gotta catch 'em all! Fm G Smell my balls! Cm Eb Yo what up, bitch, I'mma tell you a tale Ab G 'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail Cm Eb Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war Fm G But he just couldn't get the same rush as before Cm Eb Fat and depressed his life had gone south Ab Gm So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth Cm Eb He felt so alive, he felt so real F G He beat all his Pokemon, with his fists of Registeel Cm Eb He got arrested for domestic violence Ab Gm It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events Cm Eb He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell F Gm They called some Granbullshit and threw that bitch in a cell Cm Eb Rock on Bb Cm Eb Ab Bb This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon, gone wrong, gone wrong Cm Eb That's right Bb Cm Bb Ab This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic Bb Bitch Cm Eb Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived Ab Gm He Magnemite not make it outta prison alive Cm Eb His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper Fm G Bringin' fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper Cm Eb "It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail" Ab Gm So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail Cm Eb But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped Fm G Ash was Chandelured into his deadly trap Cm Eb Pika pulled out a gun, and then he said with a cry Ab Gm "Suck a yellow dick, bro, I choose you to die" Cm Eb "Don't do it!" yelled Ash "You know I've got your back" Fm G But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack Cm Eb Holy f**k Bb Cm Eb I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts Ab Bb Spoiler: it sucks Cm Eb And oh, Squirtle, Bb gotta catch 'em all Cm Bb Ab Bb But they might just ruin your balls Cm Ab And poor Misty Bb Cm Eb Again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams Ab Bb That Haunter dreams Cm Eb But you want more Bb C Cm Bb Ab Bb And if you don't, we'll beat your ass till it's Bulbasaur Cm N.C Yeah! Pokemon