I Just Dont Look Good Naked Anymore

C F F F7 I stepped out of the shower Bb I got a good look at myself C I'm getting bald, I've got a paunch F I thought it was somebody else F7 Then I caught a glimpse in the mirror Bb On the back of the bathroom door C F And I just don't look good naked anymore F F7 Then I went upstairs to that bathroom Bb I turned the mirror to the wall C I hung it there when I was young, F Trim, and pretty tall F7 I used to stand there and pose and flex Bb Until my arms got sore C F But I just don't look good naked anymore Bb Well, I used to go out with all the girls F I loved them one and all G7 But they don't stand too close to me C They're afraid that I might fall F F7 I went to see my doctor Bb For my annual physical exam C I stood there in my buff in front of him F And suddenly, he says "Man!" F7 I said "What is it doc? Some fatal disease? Bb I just gotta know the score." C F "No," he says, "You just don't look good naked anymore." Bb My wife and I had a dance routine F Everybody says it was unique G7 Now it's only when we're back to back C That we're dancing cheek to cheek F F7 I went to a nudist beach Bb To have a little fun C I laid there in my birthday suit F Just a-soaking up the sun F7 Then someone yelled "A big white whale Bb Just washed up on shore!" C F And I just don't look good naked anymore. Bb Well, my arches fell and my chest went to hell F And my butt's been dragging the floor C F And I just don't look good naked anymore Bb Well, my arches fell and my chest went to hell F And my butt's been dragging the floor C F And I just don't look good naked anymore