I Just Dont Look Good Naked Anymore
- Stan Boreson
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Intro
C F
Verse 1
F F7
I stepped out of the shower
Bb
I got a good look at myself
C
I'm getting bald, I've got a paunch
F
I thought it was somebody else
F7
Then I caught a glimpse in the mirror
Bb
On the back of the bathroom door
C F
And I just don't look good naked anymore
Verse 2
F F7
Then I went upstairs to that bathroom
Bb
I turned the mirror to the wall
C
I hung it there when I was young,
F
Trim, and pretty tall
F7
I used to stand there and pose and flex
Bb
Until my arms got sore
C F
But I just don't look good naked anymore
Bridge
Bb
Well, I used to go out with all the girls
F
I loved them one and all
G7
But they don't stand too close to me
C
They're afraid that I might fall
Verse 3
F F7
I went to see my doctor
Bb
For my annual physical exam
C
I stood there in my buff in front of him
F
And suddenly, he says "Man!"
F7
I said "What is it doc? Some fatal disease?
Bb
I just gotta know the score."
C F
"No," he says, "You just don't look good naked anymore."
Bridge
Bb
My wife and I had a dance routine
F
Everybody says it was unique
G7
Now it's only when we're back to back
C
That we're dancing cheek to cheek
Verse 4
F F7
I went to a nudist beach
Bb
To have a little fun
C
I laid there in my birthday suit
F
Just a-soaking up the sun
F7
Then someone yelled "A big white whale
Bb
Just washed up on shore!"
C F
And I just don't look good naked anymore.
Bridge
Bb
Well, my arches fell and my chest went to hell
F
And my butt's been dragging the floor
C F
And I just don't look good naked anymore
Outro
Bb
Well, my arches fell and my chest went to hell
F
And my butt's been dragging the floor
C F
And I just don't look good naked anymore











