Not An Usher Song

D Bm D Bm x 2 D Bm D Bm Getting Hungry wanted Chic-Fil-A, forgot that it was a Sunday, D Bm D Bm Then some chick like kneed me in the face, I guess its just another shitty summer day D Bm D Bm D Bm D Bm Walking down the street when I look up above, something is a hovering and I hope it's a dove D Bm D Bm 'till I get home where all the stress goes away, then I get home and there's a shadow in my face F# G F# G F# G F# G O no, there's a bat in my face, I'm flailing and screaming like there's a bat in my face F# G F# G F# G A a broom in my hand makes the tension go away, at times like these what would Usher say (Usher would say) D Bm D Bm We're not trying to write an Usher song, We're Squid Biologist c'mon sing along, D Bm D G We'ere not trying to write an Usher song, wasn't he the one who sang that song about thongs nonono D Bm D Bm 2x G A Last week I had a fever, and I woke up with a bloody nose, G A then the diner fed me dairy, even though I cant eat lactose G A the next day i felt ok but, then a rake hit me in the nut F# G F# G F# G A sometimes life sucks, and you just have bad luck, and it wont be ok, thats not what Usher would say(usherdsay) D Bm D Bm We're not trying to write an Usher song, We're Squid Biologist c'mon sing along, D Bm D G We'ere not trying to write an Usher song, wasn't he the guy who said he let out the dogs D Bm D Bm 2x D Bm D Bm Maybe I dont always do the things I should, but if I could change a thing well i dont think I would D Bm D Bm hanging with my squids and were gonna play, gotta say I love to live my life this way F# G F# G A you'll flip your lid, cuz we're the squids, wer're the squidsss (we're the squids) D Bm D Bm We're not trying to write an Usher song, We're just some good friends who are squidding along D Bm D G Wasnt I the guy banging on the bathroom floor, who cares we're Squid Biologist cmon sing along D Bm D Bm 4x