I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber

E E E A A B B E 2x E I was sitting in the kitchen having some toast, all the sudden I heard a A B E knock...I opened the front door, she was standing there with a ballcock E she said "i am a female plumber is there anything you'd like me to A B E mend"...so she serviced my washing machine, got the ???? out my S bend.... CHORUS: (same chord sequence as verse) I fell in love with a female plumber from harlesdon NW10 can't wait to see her again, can't wait to see her again repeat 2x CHORDS CARRY ON IN SAME FORMAT FOR WHOLE SONG then she went out in the garden to fix the drains under the fence....then she came back inside and hit me with a monkey wrench then she done some fine adjustments to the innards of my WC....and then I found this the perfect opportunity to make her a cup of tea that female plumber got the better of me, she's got me at her beck and call....cos when she's got a plunger in her hand she makes me feel so small i never ever thought that knock would make such a change to my life....and now i have a house full of gromits and a plumber for a wife