Lighten Up Morrissey

E D She won't go out with me, no, she won't go out A E Cause my intellect's paper thin D She won't go out with me, no, she won't go out A E Since my intellect's not like him G E So, lighten up, Morrissey She won't hang out with me, no, she won't hang out 'Til my biting wit bites like his She won't hang out with me, no, she won't hang out 'Til my quick retort's quick as his So, lighten up, Morrissey. Lighten up, lighten up D E Lighten up, lighten up A E Lighten up, Morrissey (repeat) She won't have s*x with me, no, she won't have s*x 'Less it's done with a pseudonym She won't do sport with me, no, she won't do sport Says it's way, way too masculine, look at him So, lighten up, Morrissey. Lighten up, lighten up Lighten up, lighten up... I got comparisons coming out my ears And she never can hit the pause If only Morrissey weren't so Morrisseyesque She might overlook all my flaws So, lighten up, Morrissey Lighten up, lighten up... She won't dine out with me, no, she won't dine out Says my t-bone steak is at fault She won't dine out with me, no, she won't dine out With a murderer, pass the salt Lighten up, lighten up...