Diary Of A Wimp

| F C | | G C | | | F C | | G C | | Dm Dm You thought you looked so cool in that wonder bra, Cmaj7 Cmaj7 oh, I hate that new man in your life. Dm Dm (On Tuesday) Found out he's a car mechanic Cmaj7 Cmaj7 and I know for a fact that he screws around. Dm Dm (On Wednesday) Sent you a hundred letters in one day, Cmaj7 Cmaj7 I bet your friends had a good laugh at them. Dm Dm (On Thursday) Stood there before you all puppy-eyed, Cmaj7 Cmaj7 it's my curse for falling in love. G F C/E N.C. G Believe me, believe me, you gotta believe me F C G C coz I'm cryin' like a wimp over you. F C G C Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp, F C G C cryin' like a wimp over you. F C G C Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp. Dm Dm Followed you back to his den of sin, Cmaj7 Cmaj7 should be me in there, not him. Dm Dm (On Saturday) He took you to see "Four Weddings And A Funeral", Cmaj7 Cmaj7 if you marry him, then he's dug his own grave. G F C/E N.C. G Believe me, believe me, you gotta believe me F C G C coz I'm cryin' like a wimp over you. F C G C Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp, F C G C cryin' like a wimp over you. F C G C Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp, | Dm Dm Dm | C | Am G | | C | Am G | C | Am G | Dm Dm Went to church for the first time today, Cmaj7 Cmaj7 I'm an athiest who needs to pray. Dm Dm (On Monday) And Lord if you don't want me to k**l a man Cmaj7 Cmaj7 give back my angel to me. End-Chorus G F C/E N.C. G Believe me, believe me, you gotta believe me F C G C coz I'm cryin' like a wimp over you. F C G C Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp, F C G C cryin' like a wimp over you. F C G C Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp. | F C | | G C | | F C G C Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp. | F C | | G C | | F C G C Oh, I'm cryin' like a wimp. | Dm Dm Dm | G F/G G | C ||