I Hate Xmas

G D C9 G C9 D G G D C9 G C9 D G G Gsus2 G Gsus2 G C9 G C9 G Every time we approach the end of December C9 It's time for the hypocrites D To get together and celebrate G C9 G C9 G You pretend to love the people you hate C9 You don't fool anyone D I can see through your phoney smile C9 D Em7 D C9 You're friendly once a year and it makes you feel good, Oh Oh Oh C9 D You're the reason I really really hate... G D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas G D C9 Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G Gsus2 G I hate Xmas G Gsus2 G Gsus2 G Second verse, different from the first G C9 G C9 G Grandpa's gonna sing the same crummy song C9 And mom's gonna get in a fight D That's the only part I kind of like G C9 G C9 G Uncle Jo's gonna get me the same old gift... C9 D Another new fishing pole and 2007 animal calendar C9 D Em7 D C9 And this may come as a brutal shock, Oh Oh Oh C9 D But Santa doesn't really exist! G D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas G D C9 Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas G C9 G C9 G G C9 D C9 D G Em7 C9 D G G Gsus2 G G C9 G C9 G You won't see me hanging out this year C9 I've got better things to do D And I don't wanna be with you C9 D Em7 D C9 And this may come as a brutal shock, Oh Oh Oh C9 D Em7 But Santa Clause doesn't really exist! C9 D Em7 D C9 You're friendly once a year and it makes you feel good, Oh Oh Oh C9 D You're the reason I really really hate... G D C9 Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas G D C9 Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas G D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G Em7 D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G Em7 D C9 I hate Xmas,