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Ab Cm Eb F# Fm 2x Ab Cm Eb I have a story a bitter anthem F# Fm Ab For everyone to hear Cm Eb About this kid who just don't like me F# Fm Ab And that's a solid fact Cm They say he's hunting Eb me and as you see F# Fm Ab I'm all swelled up with fear Cm Cause I can't get Eb him off my back F# Fm If you see Ab Cm F# Jordan if you see Jordan C# He makes me Ab Cm F# Sick he makes me sick C# High school's Ab Cm F# Over high school's over C# Ab F# C# And you still won't quit Post Biss: Ab Cm Eb F# Fm Ab Cm You tried to fight me Eb down at Tyler's beach F# Fm Ab And man I think that's great Cm You nearly cried and Eb said to yell at you F# Fm Ab Like I do at all the girls Cm You drove home real Eb quick did you make it F# Fm Ab In time to masturbate? There's one too many Cm Eb of you in this world (Repeat Chorus 1) Guitar Ab Cm Eb F# Fm 4x Ab Cm You say it's chivalry Eb well it's jealousy that F# Fm Ab Led us to this song Cm Won't play it often Eb just at least until F# Fm You're gone Ab Cm You'll stop at nothing but Eb the real thing and everything F# Fm Ab Up to that's pretend You tried to Cm Eb brainwash all my friends F# Fm If you see Ab Cm F# Jordan if you see Jordan C# He makes me Ab Cm F# Sick he makes me sick C# High school's Ab Cm F# Over high school's over C# Ab F# C# And you still won't quit Ab F**k you Jordan Cm F# f**k you Jordan C# You made me Ab Cm F# Sick you made me sick C# High school's Ab Cm F# Over high school's over C# Ab I don't care if F# you dye your hair You'll always be a C# C#(hold) little red head bitch! Ending Ab Cm F# C# 4x Ab(hold)