Its Hard To Tell

VELCRO: Dm A To me it's quite clear, Dm A He has to be queer, ' Dm A But I'll admit they're getting harder to spot. Dm A Unless they're screaming out and proud, Dm A Or singing show tunes way too loud, Dm A Dm I wouldn't like to say who's into what. Dm It's hard to tell, G The gay guys from the straight these days. Dm It's hard to tell, G Dm The princes from the queens. A Dm Every bar in Soho, G Dm That once was strictly no-go, A Now falls somewhere betwixt, Gm With a clientele that's mixed! Dm It's hard to tell, G The gay guys from the straight these days. Dm It's hard to tell, G Dm The homos from the hets. A Dm He's hotter than wasabi, G Dm But does he love Ken or Barbie? Dm G Dm Well I'm not placing any bets. Bb Head to toe in Gucci, Am Acting rather smoochy, Gm A Seems the type for pulling birds Gm Then in conversation, A Comes a revelation: Gm A He is mincing more than just his words... ROBBIE: Gm It's hard to tell, C The gay guys from the straight these days. Gm It's hard to tell, C Gm The benders from the butch. D Gm Both play Casanova, C Gm Which bowls a maiden over. D That's fine for tea and chat. Gm But for which team does he bat? Chorus 4 Gm It's hard to tell, C The gay guys from the straight these days. Gm It's hard to tell, C Gm Your one in every ten. D Gm Some love topless strippers, C Gm Others dream of ruby slippers. D Gm Ain't that typical of men? Eb Quite the disco bunny, Dm Tans when it's not sunny, Cm D# Looks as if he's worth a fling... Eb Jeans he has to squeeze on, Dm Abs you could grate cheese on, Cm D Then you see he wears a wedding ring... VELCRO: D A wedding ring... A Bb Don't mean a thing! Gm C Gm C Gm D COMPANY: Chorus 5 Gm It's hard to tell, C The gay guys from the straight these days. Gm It's hard to tell... C Drum fill D Scanning their reflection, C Gm For the slightest imperfection. VELCRO AND ROBBIE: D If wrinkles dare to show, Gm They'll moisturise them so.... COMPANY: Chorus 6 Gm It's hard to tell, C The gay guys from the straight these days. Gm It's hard to tell, C Gm Which way the bearing glides. D Gm Making sure they're pretty, C Gm For a night out on the city, VELCRO AND ROBBIE: Gm D Gm Where both have one thing on their mind... COMPANY: Gm D Gm Where both have one thing on their mind...