Yuppie Dracula

| Am | Am G | | Am | F Am | | Dm C | F Em | | Am | G Am | Am Am When the city casts its shadows in the pale light of the moon Am Am And the creeps creep in their jack wills' slacks from neon-fronted tombs Dm C G You'll feel the cold air at your back and know that he's there Am Am Laboured are the passes made by stout unfinished youths Am Am At uninterested ladies whom they'd so love to abuse Dm C G And in their wake to stake his claim you know he'll be there C G Stay calm C Am F Am G Bolt your doors, remain calm F G Am It's yuppie Dracula | Am | Am G | | Am | F Am | | Dm C | F Em | | Am | G Am | Am Am As scarlet as this hue pervades these rat-infested dumps Am Am Are his twinkling eyes soaked in the fires of lechery and lust Dm C Always watching for the next poor soul he'll catch unaware G Am Am All for the harlots, turned-up collars, oversized and overprices Am Pinstriped, perfumed, paying through the nose in wine bars where the ladies wait Dm C G in line and in the morning light he'll cease to be there. C G Stay calm C Am F Am Bolt your doors, remain calm Dm this is not a nightmare C Am G remain calm E E It's yuppie Dracula E E ooh ah oo ah AHHH!! | Am | Am G | | Am | Am G | Am Am Farewell the drunken, buxom maidens laden with vermouth Am Am For whom the liquor may prove hinderance to fidelity and truth Dm C G When the pratfall and the gutter call you know he'll be there C G Stay calm C Am F Am Bolt your doors, remain calm Dm this is not a nightmare C Am G remain calm E It's yuppie Dracula (slow) | Am | Am G | | Am | Am | | Am | Am C G | | Am G Am | Am | | Am | Am G | | Am | Am | | Am | Am C G | | Am G Am | Am (speed up) | Dm | C | | F | E | | Am | C | | Am G Am | Am | | Dm | C | | F | E | | Am | C | | Am G Am | Am |