Alien

G C G D G C G D N.C. Do not N.C. Do not eat N.C. Do not eat anything you find already dead D C Do not eat anything you find already dead G But you may give it to the alien C You may give it to the alien G You may give it to the alien D G Living in your town G You may give it to the alien C You may give it to the alien G You may give it to the alien D G Living in your town G C G D G C G D G Do not G Do not eat G C G Do not eat anything you find already dead D C Do not eat anything you find already dead G You may give it to the alien C You may give it to the alien G You may give it to the alien D G Living in your town G You may give it to the alien C You may give it to the alien G You may give it to the alien D G Living in your town G C D G C D G D Scooby-do wamp yump yump ya C Scooby-do wap C Scooby-do wap G D Scooby-do wamp yump yump ya C Scooby-do wap C Scooby-do wap G D Scooby-do wamp yump yump ya C Scooby-do wap C Scooby-do wap G D C Do not eat anything you find already dead G But you may give it to the alien C You may give it to the alien G You may give it to the alien D G Living in your town G You may give it to the alien C He's not a very picky alien G You may give it to the alien D G Living in your town N.C. You may give it to the alien N.C. You may give it to the alien N.C. You may give it to the alien N.C. Living in your town N.C. You may give it to the alien N.C. You may give it to the alien N.C. You may give it to the alien N.C. Living in your town (spoken) (Chords looped faintly in background) G C G D G (Sally) Oh, hello, sorry, excuse me, Randall. (Randall) Oh, hey there, Sally! (Sally) So sorry to interrupt, but I have a question about this song. (Randall) Oh, great! I love questions! (Sally) Great. Well, in this bible verse, from Deuteronomy 14, when it says the word "alien", you do know it actually means "foreigner", right? (Randall) Well, yeah, I mean, how much more foreign can you get than a whole 'nother planet? (Sally) Oh, well that's just it, it's not really about another planet. It means somebody from a different country, like me. (Randall) Like you? (Sally) Yeah, I was an alien. (Randall) Wait, what? (Sally) A legal alien. At least, I was until I became a US citizen. (Randall) (after a brief pause) No way. Sally Lloyd-Jones is an alien. (Sally) Well, technically I was, but Randall, you know thats not a really nice thing to say to someone, so it was a little bit rude... (Randall) Oh, I'm sorry... (Sally) That's okay. (Randall) So, I should say maybe a spacewoman or, uh, spaceperson? (Sally) Oh, dear, I'm afraid that I've really confused you... (Randall) Oh, I get it! Like in Superman II, did you have to give up your powers to become human? (Sally) No, Randall, you've gone all topsy-turvy... (Randall) Oh, was your planet get swallowed up by the sun? (Sally) I, I don't have powers or planets. I'm just a British American that lives here from time. (Randall) (after another brief pause) Are you controlling my mind right now? (Sally) Oh, good heavens, no, I couldn't possibly. Besides, that isn't how it works at all. (Randall) (after yet another brief pause) How what works? (Sally) Oh, my, is that the time? It's been terribly fun, but I have to fly, I've got to get back to my spaceship... uh, I mean car. (voice distorts) Bye bye, Randall... (fades out) G C G D G C G D