I Want Em Dead

D B G A C# D I took my car in to get it fixed B And i give the keys to some teethless hick G A Who picks his nose and spits C#/D I want him dead! D And later on i go to shop for clothes B And the sales clerk strikes a snotty pose G A "Can i help you with those?" C#/D I want him dead! G A And every time i see that stuck up topless dancer G A I only want her to grow old and die of cancer D Cause i wanna set a bonfire in her hair B See her fry in the electric chair G A Cause thats how much i care C#/D I want her dead! Sorry bros, I don't have the solo yet. I'm more of an improviser, but if you mess with the C minor penatonic scale starting at the 8th fret on the thick E string it'll sound pretty good. Oi! Oi! G A And i ask myself well how can it be right G A To wish these awful deaths on people day and night G A But when i ask why thats the way that it must be G A A A A I only tell myself 'well better them than me'. D Cause it's not that i'm such an awful guy B Don't ask me cause i don't know why G A But certain people must die C#/D I want 'em dead! D Yeah, I wish they'd take a leap from a windowsill, B Or overdose on sleeping pills G A Curiosity kills C#/D I want 'em dead! D D D D Everyone who's afraid to dance B B B B And everyone who wears panters' pants G G A A And the whole nation of France D D D D I want 'em dead! D D D D You better take a dive on a live grenade B B B B Or slit your throat with a razor blade G G A A I wish you'd all get aids C#/D I want 'em dead! D B Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! G They got a go A They got a go C#/D I want 'em dead! D B And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII G A Don't know why they got a die C#/D But i want them dead! D De-de-de-dead Dead Dead Dead B De-de-de-dead Dead Dead Dead G A DEAD DEAD DEAD D D DDDD I want 'em dead | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note