The Wiener Wagon

E I was walking through the fair C#7 Rides and people everywhere F#7 B7 E Fdim F#7 B7 When something in the air enchanted me E Well I Followed my old nose C#7 Which led me to this row F#7 B B7 Of wiener wagons one, two and three E Out of wagon one, I saw these buns E7 Long brown hair, she’s the one A A#dim7 Our eyes connect, She smiles and waves so tenderly E C#7 So I walk up to the wiener wagon number one F#7 B7 E Eb D C#7 And this is what she said to me oh yes, yes, yes F#7 B7 E This is what she said to me E C#7 She said let me warm your wiener in my wagon F#7 B7 E Fdim F#7 B7 The wieners in my wagon are a dream E We got sausages and fries C#7 My milkshakes are divine F#7 B B7 There’s no better place to be E Soft buns, seeded roll E7 Try my famous jelly roll A My wieners make you smile all day A#dim7 And Dance all night E C#7 So let me warm your wiener in my wagon F#7 B7 E Eb D C#7 Wieners in my wagon make you scream oh, yes, yes, yes F#7 B7 E The wieners in my wagon make you scream E I Said girl that’s mighty fine C#7 But I noticed there’s a line F#7 B7 E Fdim F#7 B7 Out the front of wagon number two E So I bid you adieu C#7 I’m gonna see what they can do F#7 B B7 To satisfy my hunger through and through E As I’m walking over there E7 Saw a big old man, Curly hair A Burly build and an evil glare A#dim7 Ohhhhh imagine that E C#7 He gestured down and pointed to his wieners F#7 B7 E Eb D C#7 And this is what he said to me oh yes, yes, yes F#7 B7 E This is what he said to me E C#7 He said let me warm your wiener in my wagon F#7 B7 E Fdim F#7 B7 My wiener’s big but sure ain’t hard to eat E Her buns are pretty fine C#7 But they ain’t as good as mine F#7 B B7 Let me sweep you off your feet E Try my footlong mustard roll E7 My little frank fills any hole A A#dim7 And you wont be cranky with my big ol’ Cheese Kransky now E C#7 So let me warm your wiener in my wagon F#7 B7 E Eb D C#7 The wieners in my wagon make you scream oh yes, yes, yes F#7 B7 E The wieners in my wagon make you scream E I said Hot Dog look at the time C#7 Half past nine, I gotta fly F#7 B7 E Fdim F#7 B7 Any excuse to get to wagon three E As I’m walking over there C#7 I see a couple o' swingers standing there F#7 B B7 With a selection that I’ve never seen E My jaw drops, eyes a pop E7 Standing there, awe struck A A#dim7 I’ve never seen a cleaner wagon, than this old wiener wagon E C#7 I’m approaching wiener wagon number three F#7 B7 E Eb D C#7 And this is what them swingers said to me oh yes, yes, yes F#7 B7 E This is what them swingers said to me E C#7 They said let us warm your wiener in our wagon F#7 B7 E Fdim F#7 B7 Our wieners are a mouthful yes indeed E She’s got the buns, he’s got the length C#7 But our ol’ wieners got the strength F#7 B B7 Big all round and juicy E We got the Dill pickle, chicken fried Corn doggin’ on the side E7 Red rocket, sauce pocket Frankfurt Frankenstein A Pork sword apple sauce, Beefy Banger A#dim7 Genie Weenie, ain’t no lie E C#7 So let us warm your wiener in our wagon F#7 B7 E Eb D C#7 Our wieners are a mouthful yes indeed oh yes, yes, yes F#7 B7 E Eb D C#7 The wieners in our wagon make you scream oh yes, yes, yes F#7 B7 E B7 E The wieners in our wagon you will dream