Smells Like Bethell

Am Can u smell the evil stench Em Smells sort of fat C u got a whole lotta hunger to quench G when he comes knocking C this big tw@t G the smell of bethell Em on the air G the smell of sweat Em and sh!tty hair C that smell Em smells like bethell Am Em heavy fat dirty tw@t C smells like a w@nker C/F C b@stard, pr!ck, shiny haired d!ck Em smells like bethell C that smell Am C coz everyone hates u bethell, bethell (repeat 4x) (chorus end) Am can u hear him talkin sh!te Em all day long C about comic books Am and sunny delight C he never shuts up G wot a fat mup G Em the smell of bethell on the breeze G the smell of fat Em and processed cheeze Am lets not call him a he C coz sometimes he likes to dress as a she AM bethell bethell, transvestite C bethell bethell, w@nks all night (chorus repeat) Am can u smell him fat and gay C such a w@nker C/F eats far too much everyday Em we should drown him C tie him to an anchor Am (chorus repeat)