Lie Detector

D#m F# She's a movie star arrangement Got a touch of Bergman to her face C# D#m F# She wears suits and buys him flowers C# Smokes his cigarettes and bakes him cakes D#m D He says uh oh I love you D#m D But I'm not sure I trust you C# You seem strange to me D#m F# She's got green eyes and she's lovely C# Reminds me of the 'it' girl with her lips D#m F# Got an automatic license C# Reads all Dostoyevsky's household tips D#m D He says uh oh I love you D#m D But I'm not sure I trust you C# You seem strange to me F# How come everyone suspects her B Attach her to a lie detector G#m B Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn F# And every time she answers yes B The needles on his polygraph test G#m B Just go round in circles like his brain F# G#m F# D#m F# She's got long hair but she's ugly C# Got a touch of Einstein to her brain D#m F# She wears fat clothes but she's cunning C# People say she's easy all the same D#m D He says uh oh I love you D#m D But I'm not sure I trust you C# You seem strange to me F# How come everyone suspects her B Attach her to a lie detector G#m B Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn F# And every time she answers yes B The needles on his polygraph test G#m B Just go round in circles like his brain F# G# It took a thousand cliches just to scold her F# G#m Took a man from Stepford and a tape recorder F# G#m Got his ego broken, so crestfallen B Bm You made a start, you made us laugh F# Stop it. You're a grown man baby G# F# It's just that your head's no good